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Excellent.

Nice, smooth animation with cute, if not highly detailed, character designs.

I'm torn between wanting to say it's a nice metaphor for the human condition(stuck inside The Box), and not wanting to overanalyze what I assume was just intended as a bit of light-hearted fun.

Well done.

The art style is very simple, but it's obvious you put a fair bit of effort into the piece. I didn't personally dig the song much(not a huge fan of j-pop any more than Ameircan pop, though I can take it in small doses), but you weren't making this piece for me, you were making it for your friend.

All in all, there's not a lot of genuinely negative things I could say about it.

Not bad.

Your animation's smooth. Granted, it's a stick animation. But still obviously frame-by-frame animated and for a first run with a new program it's not bad at all. I'm curious to see what you're capable of pulling off with more complex forms, though.

Top notch game.

I just finished the game(with the good ending, no less), and I've gotta say this is one top notch PnC adventure. It's got excellent atmosphere. None of the puzzles are actually 'hard'. They just require you to pick up on the right clues.

For those who can't seem to do so much as get out of the chain, I'd advise you to start by taking a good, hard look at that lock. See that symbol? That's the key.

Holy sweet mother of Christ.

I got absolutely no problem with porn. But I do have a problem with god-awful 'games'.

Your use of the English language is atrocious, and your gameplay consists solely of answering random questions that have nothing remotely to do with the plot in most cases.

Why in ever sweet-loving hell would I suggest this for the Dating Sims collection? There's nothing either "sim" or "dating" about it.

I don't usually review so harshly, but Jesus. The fact that it's porn doesn't mean it has to be low-quality. If you were going to go to so little effort, you should have just made another flip-through gallery. At least people wouldn't have had to sit through your inane questions and horrible writing to get to the fap content.

It's got a certain feel to it.

This game heavily reminds me of the classic early-days FPSes like Wolfenstein 3-D ,Doom and Blake Stone. It sports an easy to pick up control scheme, and graphics that are very reminiscent of the mid-to-late 90's.

To those claiming it's a horrible game? Maybe you should explain 'why' it's horrible instead of saying things like "lol weak". Personally, I found it to be rather well done.

I honestly don't know what to say,

Except bloody brilliant midi work. You've definitely outdone yourself with this piece.

Right excellent piece.

Congrats on a piece well-done, dude. Robot Dinosaurs wouldn't have been the amazing bit of a game that it turned into without all of you guys. As to the music itself? This piece is just bloody brilliant. The mixture of midi with hand-played instrument was a really clever idea.

Love it.

It's hard to find good 'punk' bands that actually manage to hold onto that authentic punk rock feel(especially if you've pretty much turned into a bitter, grumpy old recluse over the years <_<). But just judging by the couple of songs I've heard so far, I'd rank you guys right up there with any of the big guys from the old days. You've got the chops, and listening you can just feel all the heart and energy put into the song.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna hop, skip and jump over to the website.