Score: 10

"Excellent."

submission: B O X

date: May 25, 2009

Nice, smooth animation with cute, if not highly detailed, character designs.

I'm torn between wanting to say it's a nice metaphor for the human condition(stuck inside The Box), and not wanting to overanalyze what I assume was just intended as a bit of light-hearted fun.

Score: 1

"Correct me if I'm mistaken -"

submission: sift heads 2 full

date: May 25, 2009

But isn't the entire Sift Heads series already available on Newgrounds, ~from the original author~?

At, maybe, I don't know... THIS link?:

http://www.newgrounds.c om/portal/view/369690

Score: 8

"Well done."

submission: One Night Star

date: May 25, 2009

The art style is very simple, but it's obvious you put a fair bit of effort into the piece. I didn't personally dig the song much(not a huge fan of j-pop any more than Ameircan pop, though I can take it in small doses), but you weren't making this piece for me, you were making it for your friend.

All in all, there's not a lot of genuinely negative things I could say about it.

Score: 8

"Not bad."

submission: The Anger Inside

date: May 25, 2009

Your animation's smooth. Granted, it's a stick animation. But still obviously frame-by-frame animated and for a first run with a new program it's not bad at all. I'm curious to see what you're capable of pulling off with more complex forms, though.

Score: 9

"Your artwork on humans could use a bit of work."

submission: Robozilla

date: May 25, 2009

That said, this was a very well-done short, and absolutely top-notch for a simple class project. And seeing a Robo-Raptor tearing through a town? Yeah, that was just great. And the ending was gold.

So yeah. Great package, and the punchline just absolutely sold it.

Score: 10

"Message received, Good Buddy!"

submission: It's a Nice Day Today

date: May 24, 2009

Commence going outdoors for an hour or two in the hopes that the sun will not rape my shit! Over and out!

Score: 10

"Top notch game."

submission: Toybox

date: May 24, 2009

I just finished the game(with the good ending, no less), and I've gotta say this is one top notch PnC adventure. It's got excellent atmosphere. None of the puzzles are actually 'hard'. They just require you to pick up on the right clues.

For those who can't seem to do so much as get out of the chain, I'd advise you to start by taking a good, hard look at that lock. See that symbol? That's the key.

Score: 1

"Holy sweet mother of Christ."

submission: ==Hentai Adventure Game==

date: May 23, 2009

I got absolutely no problem with porn. But I do have a problem with god-awful 'games'.

Your use of the English language is atrocious, and your gameplay consists solely of answering random questions that have nothing remotely to do with the plot in most cases.

Why in ever sweet-loving hell would I suggest this for the Dating Sims collection? There's nothing either "sim" or "dating" about it.

I don't usually review so harshly, but Jesus. The fact that it's porn doesn't mean it has to be low-quality. If you were going to go to so little effort, you should have just made another flip-through gallery. At least people wouldn't have had to sit through your inane questions and horrible writing to get to the fap content.

Score: 8

"Excellent animation."

submission: Patchman:Simple Pleasures

date: May 22, 2009

I got a bit of a chuckle out of this cartoon, with its patchwork man and all around charming animation style.

As well, the inclusion of TSO's Mozart/Figaro was something I absolutely was 'not' expecting. It was a very pleasant surprise.

Score: 8

"It's got a certain feel to it."

submission: Captain Zorro. Last Hope

date: May 22, 2009

This game heavily reminds me of the classic early-days FPSes like Wolfenstein 3-D ,Doom and Blake Stone. It sports an easy to pick up control scheme, and graphics that are very reminiscent of the mid-to-late 90's.

To those claiming it's a horrible game? Maybe you should explain 'why' it's horrible instead of saying things like "lol weak". Personally, I found it to be rather well done.